Apples to Apples

The card game Apples to Apples is a wild source of language related entertainment. The goal of the game is to match a noun card from the player's hand to the dealt adjective card. After playing at Stinson with Anne, Ariel and Tina, these sparkling gems tumbled from our inebriated mouths.

Anne: Elephants have big ears and a trunk. They're neat!
Nicki: Tiger Woods has big ears!
Ariel: And a trunk.

Anne: Dandruff is super natural.

Nicki: That salsa is spicy.
Anne: Spicy like Demi Moore!