Anne on Life

"I don't think you're a coke addict until you can't afford to do as much coke as you want and you go into withdrawal." - Anne

"Now heavy metal seems so chill; it's not till you see what they were wearing..." - Anne

"You have to." - Feliz
"But I can't." - Claire
"You have to." - Feliz
"But I can't." - Claire
"You have to." - Feliz
"But I can't." - Claire
"You have to." - Feliz
"But I can't." - Claire
"You have to." - Feliz
"But I can't." - Claire
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" - Anne

"They don't really have horns do they?" - Anne, thinking that jackalopes existed.

"You already did it whole-assed! He wants an ass and a half!" - Anne re: Feliz's thesis

"That is a fine bottle opener." - Anne
"Bottle opener." - Feliz
"That's what I said." - Anne
"Yes." - Feliz

"Rep-pew-table. I mean rep-u-table." - Anne

"A hick argues" - Proposed correction for Anne's thesis

"I have to give Meredith back her shitty backpack." - Anne

Conversational excerpt between Feliz and Anne:
"You're like a dolphin." - Feliz
"Nuts are weird." - Anne