why i liked working at cooley

so when you get back, is it gonna be on? on like donkey kong?
- micaela

micaela: i have a problem with authority!
ray: yeah, you like sleeping with the enemy.
nicole: i like getting pounded by the enemy.

it's gonna be like a crazy craft-corner. "you have 30 secs to make a bomb out of this panty-liner! and it's no ordinary one, it's for wearing with a thong! go!!"
- jane, re: the new TSA regulations stating that feminine hygiene products must be stored in clear plastic bags.

8/17/06