Happy McPanzerville

Liz has a habit of sleeping with Kassie's friends who have herpes - Monika

Was his ex-girlfriend very short? - Feliz to Kassie about her fiance hiding pics of sketchy activity on top of the fridge.

Arapahoe . . . I had sex with someone who was Araphaoe - Kassie

Every pimp, whore and soccer mom has a tattoo - Feliz's uncle Pete at family dinner.

Who married that guy? Good job. - Unknown

No one's going to die if we eat the corn. - either Sutter or Sarah Todd

There are more, but i think the paper is in posession of the mini-Panzer.