Mostly things I would like to forget that I have said.

"I have to get on Mr. Research." - Feliz

"Why didn't you know?" - Claire
"Head injuries." - Feliz

"Rit-ards." - Feliz

My plan to account for Claire's hickies: "You can just tell them that you got attacked by a herd of leaches in your bed, if by leaches you mean Nick, and if by many you mean all of the different people Nick is from second to second, and if by your bed, you mean the college's bed, because we are the college."

"Like babies, you just want to shake them." - Feliz

"Wait, for her cat?" - Feliz
"No, for her tax consultant." - Anne

"Appy gummle rings." - Feliz

"I ain't readin' about no hos!" - Feliz, refusing to read Anne's thesis.

"Cross my palm with silver." - Anne
"If your palms had eyes, they'd need corrective lenses." - Feliz

"Warm...waaaaarmm." - Feliz

"This rabbit is tighter than Fort Knox." - Feliz