on teams full of lesbians...

they're like piranhas, all thrashing about in the water.

-aimee, 9/24/06

Cats

Feliz - You seem like the sort of man who would pet a cat then slap it across the face.

Thrift Store Legend

Monika - I'm blessed with a lot of curves.

Feliz - I'm blessed with many long straightaways.

Nicki on Students

After a rewarding presentation of her work to Pomona students:

"i kind of forgot that not all undergrads are idiot stick figures with no souls."

Anne on priorities

I need to make finding a dealer a priority.

Hangover

I'm never hung over, because I get drunk in the middle of the day - Lisa, Drew University, @ Monika's professioanal confernece.

Google Chat

Nicki tells Anne about her new rugby crush...

Anne: look at you go!
australian huh? good work!
Nicki: New Zealand
Anne: uhhhh
Nicki: What does that make him? A sheep?
Anne: i mean, new zealand
a kiwi
Nicki: even wierder.

just trying to get kick started again.

if i kill you, would that be homo-cide?

-eva to noby.