Profound revelations

Profound revelation number 47:

"I just read a blurb about chocolate production that totally harshed my mellow in regards to halloween candy."

--Feliz

Kids these days

Andrew's statement on the hub-bub in SoCal over "freak-dancing" in schools:

"Freak dancing...I guess that's like air guitar for sex."

Indecision...

is confusing:

"I am still trying to decide between the fajitos and the burritas." - Feliz

Kiri's lesson of the day:

"lesson of the day: the words "happy hour" and "rwandan genocide" should neither appear in the same invite nor the same sentence."

re: 5C happy hour invite

TMI

"I think I subconsciously clench my buttcheeks." I overheard a woman on the beach saying that whose buttcheeks looked like they may have been clenched for decades on end.

I Prefer Sweet and Sour Sauce

Annabelle (Monika's admin.) - How is my little chicken nugget doing?

Random Guy She IM's - Just waiting to be dipped in your barbecue sauce.

A Crappy Car by Any Other Name

monika: the houptie. how do you spell houptie?

Feliz: umm, i have seen it as hoopty but i like houptie quite a bit more. classier

monika: i'm a classy type of girl. did you also get my message from last week about throwing people through windows?