Feliz, the sage

Feliz on losers slinking back: "He may attempt, but you are no spare tire for his emotional jalopy."

Feliz on restraint: "Any emotional investment made in him will not return anything other than dividends of regret."

Feliz on diplomacy: "I'd want to go over there, slap him with my leather glove, and state my grievances."

Feliz on beauty: "His face is hideous to me now that i know the contents of his soul."

Feliz on threats: “We do not negotiate with emotional terrorists.”

Riveted

Nicki, on her article draft: "I have no doubt you will be riveted."

Feliz: "Not literally, I hope. I'd prefer to be bedazzled if it comes to that."