Alumni Weekend 09 Quotes

the couch needs protection- monika, regarding a potential fluid transaction on her roomie's furniture.
expert yachtsman. - nicki, regarding an acquaintance's remark about himself after talk of her new sailboat.
i'm just quoting the pinata. - nicki, after feliz told her about a t shirt with a pinata on it saying, "i'd hit that."
when lips are dry, doves cry.- nicki
greasy lips sink ships. - feliz
old fags' tale- nicki dismissing alfie's beliefs on certain intimate activites.
i will wave my long, luxurious toes at you. - feliz
there's just no way to make the font big enough. - feliz, regarding nicki's potential middle finer tattoo reading "fuck that noise."
i look like ray charles. - feliz, regarding her inability to take off her sunglasses during the wine tasting in frary.
you could look up nautical twilight or something. but i don't think it would help.- feliz
i'm sort of like the witch in hansel and gretel. i fatten em up. - jon, regarding his girlfriends.
wait, i'm taking tips on gangster from a british man? - feliz

Portugal 09

"This shits are no cool." -Nicki, said after a long night on the town and a conference presentation.